Compact Disco Says

Open Letters

1.) Dear Mr Bale: Great job. Go buy some lozenges for that raspy voice, though.

2.) Dear Ms Gyllenhaal: You are definitely a better actress than Katie Holmes, and this movie was all the better for it. However, you look like a basset hound. Sorry.

3.) Dear Heath: If ever there was a note to go out on (and man, did you go before your time), that was it. Bra-fucking-vo.

4.) Dear Nolan Brothers: Keep writing or I will send Beth Ditto after you.



So FUCKING GOOD omg. Want to see it again.